annular ring shank

n. colloquialism. expletive. A dick. see also scandinavian pig farmer, arabian cheese manufacturer, rectal cheese wire face

"Fucking annular ring shank motha fucker."

by Stouffer November 07, 2002

Spadge

Cum, spunk, gentleman's gel, valentines porridge.

"I filled the hairy cup with my spadge."

by Stouffer November 07, 2002

beer coat

(extra credit for dogfish)n. the invisible force that keeps you warm, irrelevant of the external temperature, after consuming vast amounts of alchoholic liquid refreshment...see also beer goggles beer muffs mystery taxi beer scooter

"Are you coming with us in the taxi quentin? It's frightfully nippy out" "Fackin tennn notes for a fackin ride home,, fack offff,,my beer coat'll keep me warm you fackin toffs"

by stouffer March 04, 2003

beer goggles

The strange appearance of contact lenses which elevate previously obnoxious multi warted hogs, to the status of worth having a go on.

"feels warm, smells nice, female... Good start, FUCK Me, i must of been wearing my beer Goggles, hope i had brewers droop, cus i'd hate to see the offspring of this one".

by stouffer March 04, 2003

Gandalf's beard

n. see wizard's beard

by Stouffer November 07, 2002

spankathon

n. A long spank

"I spanked for a long time. It was almost a Spankathon."

by Stouffer November 07, 2002

plums

n. Balls. Globes. Happy sacks.

"If you've finished polishing the captain, you could have a suck on my plums"

by Stouffer November 07, 2002