beer cock 

The term used to define a long lasting male sexual performance after a full night of drinking.

Jane complained that her jaw hurt after giving head to Dan for over an hour to which Dan replied, "bitch I can't help it, I got a mad case of the beer cock."

beer cock by Omar the Piledriver March 14, 2009

Cock Beer 

Trey Parkers term of an old fag that doesnt know shit about clit

Of course we graduated Cock Beer?

Cock Beer by Buttergoat December 31, 2004

beer cocktail 

A beverage consisting of some fruit juice and beer. Typically drank by metro sexual dumb asses who don't have the testicular fortitude to drink whiskey or Guinness.

Orange juice and Budweiser.

Man Girl 1: What would you like to drink?
Man Girl 2: Oh, my vagina hurts too much today. How about a beer cocktail.
Man Girl 1: You bet, don't forget to wear your dress and Gay pride sticker.

beer cocktail by Beer Drinker1 February 19, 2008

Beer Cocktail 

When you have beer left over after many nights of drinking that has collected into a large ammount of Alcohol usually with many different types of beer. When you decide to drink this ungodly concauction it usually results in everyone fighting over the best beer in the lot.

Hey man you want to drink tonight? I have a huge beer cocktail after the party last night.
Whats in the beer cocktail?
Just some Heineken and bud light
I got dibs on the Heineken

Beer Cocktail by Chunkierfish November 27, 2012

cocking a beer 

Striking your beer bottle straight down on someone else's beer bottle such that the concussive force causes the other's beer to erupt like a foamy volcano. A common grundy to play on a lightweight by feigning to cheers them. The word cock is an onomatopoeia for the sound of the collision.

Example of cocking a beer:
Jaime: Dude, that guy Cam is trying to pimp Tammy and he's totally a lightweight.
Robert: Yeah dude, you should go cock his beer.
Jaime: Hell ya dude.

cocking a beer by i1abnrk August 30, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019