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beer booty 

a girl that is so ugly that you must be completely wasted to have any relations with her
"That bitch was so ugly, i used her as beer booty."
beer booty by bobby assople May 6, 2006
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booty beer 

When you fall into the whitewater and have to drink a full can of beer out of a booty (water shoe) because you were claimed as a swimmer. If you do not do this, the river Gods will curse you and you will be bound to swim again the next time you are on the river.
Carter flipped his boat in a class II rapid and has to drink a booty beer in front of all his friends so he wouldn't be cursed by the river Gods. Carter isn't very good at rafting.
booty beer by Ernnesto October 6, 2017

Beer Boot 

Beer boots are a uniquely German innovation. Leave it to the world’s greatest beer loving nation to come up with drinking from a boot! Glass beer boots are a popular German souvenir especially in Bavaria and Munich’s Okotoberfest.

The German custom of drinking for a boot –shaped drinking vessel supposedly started as a German army tradition during World War I. Soldiers would pass around a leather boot of “bier” prior to engaging the enemy. It was considered good luck to flick the beer boot before and after drinking from it. Americans soldiers were introduced to the custom of drink from a glass beer boot while stationed in Germany after World War II. There is a trick to drinking from a beer boot as to not get showered with beer if the toe of the boot is pointed in the wrong direction. The American soldiers had great fun with the beer boots and the fine German beer during their time in Germany . Many of them brought back beer boots and beer steins with them on their return to United States.

Beer boots saw a rise in popularity with the release of the movie BEERFEST by the folks from the Broken Lizard comedy group. In this movie beer boots were used in a beer drinking competition that was no doubt repeated countless times on college campuses after the movies was released.




The beer boot made me spill beer all over myself.
Beer Boot by todd d July 14, 2007

beer boot 

The unfortunate fate awaiting many a man, especially one who loses a bet. A group of men all spit into a dirty, sweaty boot filled with beer, which is then stirred with a man's erect penis. The mixture is poured through a man's naked ass crack and into the mouth of the unfortunate bet-loser.
Todd bet that Nixon's middle name was Moe, so the lads forced a beer boot on him.
beer boot by Doc Sigma September 29, 2003

Beerbootlecockitis 

Obscure condition which is known to shape male genitalia to look like a beer bottle.
As of today, no known treatments have been found to treat this condition.
Vince: ''Doctor, please have a look at my dick i think something is not right''
Doctor: ''Damn son!! You got a bad case of Beerbootlecockitis lolol!!''
Beerbootlecockitis by Emptyel September 5, 2014
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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