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Beef-wit (n.) a slow or stupid person, one lacking in sophisticated thought and expression.

Philly sports fans caused a delay of the game again. Those beef-wits have been eating too many steak sandwiches.

The plague of Greece upon thee, thou mongrel beef-witted lord – Shakespeare, Troilus and Cressida, Act 2, Scene 1

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beef witted apple john

One who amongst your circle of friends is commonly known as a lesser person, often humorously scorned in passing, yet not worthy of lengthy thought.

"Oh look everyone it's Alex Trebek. Hey Alex, ya beef witted apple john! What's the difference between you and a bird with a cold? One's a sick duck...anyways I don't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore."

beef witted apple john by Tony John C October 10, 2007

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Beef with noodle soup

When you have drama (beef) with someone that is Asian, or eating noodles

"I'm having beef with Chon Lim- I mean, beef with noodle soup"

Beef with noodle soup by crush ❤ January 15, 2020

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roast beef with sauerkraut

A woman with a very loose vagina and a massive gray bush. Add much needed man juices to make a ruben.

Do that was one fucked up roast beef with sauerkraut I ate last night!!!

roast beef with sauerkraut by quil bomber April 19, 2008

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beef witted

A stupid person. Mentally challenged.

Due to some stupid beef witted person, the children's nativity has been cancelled this year.

beef witted by Toptonychick September 4, 2021

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chipped beef with mayo

yeast infection

I was gonna go down on her until I saw her chipped beef with mayo.

chipped beef with mayo by SUPERSAB June 28, 2010

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Roast beef with claws

Fatassed feet that have delicately painted claws with little flowers and diamonds done by some little vietnamese girl wearing a welders sheild to protect har face from the grindage coming off the claws.

Rachels feet looked like to roast beefs with claws in them sandals.

Roast beef with claws by MISTERESS PIMPTRESS X November 12, 2003

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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