beef-wit

Beef-wit (n.) a slow or stupid person, one lacking in sophisticated thought and expression.

Philly sports fans caused a delay of the game again. Those beef-wits have been eating too many steak sandwiches.

The plague of Greece upon thee, thou mongrel beef-witted lord – Shakespeare, Troilus and Cressida, Act 2, Scene 1

by Linguistic June 2, 2016

beef witted apple john

One who amongst your circle of friends is commonly known as a lesser person, often humorously scorned in passing, yet not worthy of lengthy thought.

"Oh look everyone it's Alex Trebek. Hey Alex, ya beef witted apple john! What's the difference between you and a bird with a cold? One's a sick duck...anyways I don't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore."

by Tony John C October 10, 2007

Beef with noodle soup

When you have drama (beef) with someone that is Asian, or eating noodles

"I'm having beef with Chon Lim- I mean, beef with noodle soup"

by crush ❤ January 15, 2020

roast beef with sauerkraut

A woman with a very loose vagina and a massive gray bush. Add much needed man juices to make a ruben.

Do that was one fucked up roast beef with sauerkraut I ate last night!!!

by quil bomber April 19, 2008

beef witted

A stupid person. Mentally challenged.

Due to some stupid beef witted person, the children's nativity has been cancelled this year.

by Toptonychick September 4, 2021

chipped beef with mayo

yeast infection

I was gonna go down on her until I saw her chipped beef with mayo.

by SUPERSAB June 28, 2010

Roast beef with claws

Fatassed feet that have delicately painted claws with little flowers and diamonds done by some little vietnamese girl wearing a welders sheild to protect har face from the grindage coming off the claws.

Rachels feet looked like to roast beefs with claws in them sandals.

by MISTERESS PIMPTRESS X November 12, 2003