SUPERSAB's definitions

Gel the well

Lubing up the anus before anal sex.

Her ass was so tight, I had to gel the well before I hit it.

by supersab November 12, 2010

married s&m

Married S&M. Snoring & Masturbating. When the wife snores in the bedroom and the husband masturbates in another room.

Guy 1- What's your secret to being married so long? Guy 2- S&M. Guy 1- Wow, you wife likes bondage? Guy 2- No, Married S&M, she snores and I masturbate.

by supersab October 13, 2010

blue waffle maker

An abnormally large cock that will turn a pussy into a blue waffle after just one pounding.

She did have a nice little pussy, but my blue waffle maker changed her forever.

by supersab September 30, 2010

loaded nachos

When a woman shits herself while also having a severe yeast infection and her period.

She was so drunk and wanted me to go down on her. I almost did until she dropped her pants and I saw her loaded nachos. I puked everywhere.

by supersab September 16, 2010

brownie crumbs

Dried up diarrhea under the toilet seat that is not found for days. When it is found, it looks like brownie crumbs.

My wife was so pissed that she had to clean up my brownie crumbs again.

by supersab September 16, 2010

piddle the skittle

The act of a woman rubbing her clit.

There is nothing hotter than watching a woman piddle the skittle.

by supersab September 16, 2010

bloody easter eggs

Blood coated shit. From when a woman pisses in the toilet while having her period therefore making the water bloody. Then she shits in the water coating the shit with blood like making easter eggs.

I went to use my friends bathroom and I almost threw up when i saw his wifes bloody easter eggs in the toilet. Wish people would learn to flush.

by supersab September 16, 2010