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This is your bestest friend you'll ever me she's thick as fuck and got all the guys fallin keep this bitch by your side no matter what
This fucking beecha's the shit

Hi beecha
Beecha by JJthatbeechathe1st June 29, 2019

You Betcha 

A Minnesotan phrase used as a form of agreement, understanding, acceptance.
Person 1: "It's good to have everyone together don't you think?"
Person 2: "Oh you betcha"
You Betcha by Worksmithmaker December 4, 2015

Beechote 

Pronounced:(Bee-Ch-Oh-tay)

1. Is the Mexican slang for a fellow friend or Dumbass.
2. A Beechote usually stays over at a friends house after school raiding their refrigerator, or forcefully coercing that friend's mother to order pizza.
3. Beechotes are competitive at times, and only the greatest, or greater Beechote can be claimed Dumbass of the year. For accomplishing a feat say; nearly losing all the skin on one's knees while mindlessly frolicking about, getting into it with a Native American's girlfriend and being hunted like a wild buffalo, creating a repulsive stench-bearing pineapple bomb out of rotting milk, bad boiled eggs, and left-over lunch.
4. When confronting a Beechote think it best not to tempt the Beechote, use your peripherals in order to avoid contact. As they might ask you to the movies several times, even though you've declined several times.
5. Beechotes favor movies like The Terminator, Predator, Zoolander, or A Night at the Roxbury.
6. A Beechote could also be known as a term that could explain a Raging Nerd, one that plays solely for their own ranking in online gaming. In which case, survives and relies heavily on P'zones or other Pizza Hut-related products.
Mikey: "You guys want to see something totally so tight?!"
Felipe: "Sure."
Ricardo: "Oh, okay."

(Mikey throws a full chocolate milk carton into the air, and as it crashes the ground, sprays over all of his friend's backpacks)

Felipe: "What a Beechote. I'm gonna go home and play with my twanger."
Beechote by bugstar00 August 5, 2010

spit some beech nut in your eye

The act of putting a wad of tobacco in yer lipper and spitting a stream in another mans or womans eye
Andy here gets angry at his teacher so he puts in a nice ole wad an he "spit some beech nut in your eye" causing severe pain and blindness.

Beehatch 

Unlike a "Bee hatch" (a hatch in a beehive), Beehatch is a nicer way to say the word BITCH, which could either be a female dog, or a whore/cunt of a woman (=bad female).

It's also a way to get your point across past the censors on chats, and forums.
She's a B*** man!
Hey! What the F***! I did not say any M***F***ing ***!
What the F*** are all these stars for?

Hey, calm down dude! It's just the site's censoring!

Ah, ok, so I was saying, she's a Beehatch!

Ok, I get your point now!
Beehatch by Fukaface! April 28, 2011
Quite simply when the Missus sits astride and hammers her flaps on your face!
Geez the wife gave me a right old beefhat last night!
beefhat by Andy and Dave July 20, 2006