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bedniss: (noun) \bed-nes\ Business of or relating to a bed or activities commenced therin. Common references would be the porn industry, stripper industry, sexual products industry, etc.
Debbie Doubles is in the bedniss.
Words you can keep
"Get the fuck outta my bidniss."
bidniss by ilovepie March 26, 2008
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Bidnissman

Bidnissman: Yo I got that shit for sale.

Mark ass trick: Good for you.

*BANG* ... *BANG**BANG*

Bidnissman: FUCK YOU MOTHAFUCKA
Bidnissman by Frozay October 21, 2011
A humorous mispronunciation of the word "business", meant satirically to suggest criminal intent.
"I just wanna get together and talk a little...bidness, you know?" said Tony Soprano, glancing shrewdly at Luigi.
bidniss by balbulican July 14, 2004
The better way to say business. The way it should be pronounced.
Check out my bidniss card.
bidniss by Eduardo Vasquez June 24, 2004
1. Criminal Activity
2. Sexual Activity
3. A man's bladder
1. Jimmy's gonna be here in a few minutes with my... bidniss...

2. John and Clara wheren't alone for more than 2 minutes before they started getting down to 'bidniss'.

3. Phil keeps grabbin his cock, I think he needs to take care of bidniss.
bidniss by Anti January 19, 2005
Er ist ein sexy gut aussehender und starker mann. Jedes Mädchen will ihn, ihm liebe schenken und ihn für sich haben. Er hat ein schönes lächeln und ist romantisch.
Er ist sportlich.
Mädchen1 : ich will ihn
Mädchen 2 : jaa er sieht aus wie ein bediss
bediss by Amir laura January 4, 2017
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