A talented but imperious female performer. Originally used to describe opera starts, the word is now commonly applied to female performers in virtually any medium.
Celine Dione demands mint flavoured toothpicks in her dressing room at every performance...what a diva!
by balbulican July 17, 2004
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A fictional biography of a real person, usually written in the style of a Wikipedia entry - hence the term "Ficki" (Fiction + Wiki)
The ficki on my blog describes me as "a retired Anglican preacher who raises peonies": but in the real world, I'm actually a twenty-two year old Zamboni driver.
by balbulican March 15, 2009
If they wore jeans, sang about girls and beer, and looked like they spent more on their perms than on their instruments...they were probably a hair band.
by balbulican July 14, 2004
by balbulican February 26, 2004
1) Penis. Originally emerged in American black popular music, first made known to a wider audience by Chuck Berry in the song "My Ding a Ling".
2) Pejorative term suggesting stupidity.
2) Pejorative term suggesting stupidity.
1) "Y'all must be playin' with your own ding a ling!" Chuck Berry
2) So he tried for four hours to charge his laptop, and then realized that he hadn't installed the battery.
2) So he tried for four hours to charge his laptop, and then realized that he hadn't installed the battery.
by balbulican July 16, 2004
by balbulican February 27, 2004