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Doobs; moron; guy overwhelmed by life.
He can't handle anything. He's a real bendeck.
BenDeck by Stevofsky September 17, 2016

Bedectomy 

The necessary act of extracting oneself from the comfort of your bed to start your day.

(Often very difficult for those who are unemployed)
"I really need a bedectomy, It's 11:00am and I'm still laying in my bed watching TV!"

Also referenced in the Active Leisure Unemployment Blog
Bedectomy by Active Leisure August 12, 2009

Bedickling 

The use of glitter and or jewels to decorate the male nether regions.
Have you seen Kent's crotch? Isn't it bedickling?!
Bedickling by As-holetenter March 16, 2010
when you study in your bed and not at your archaically used desk.
im spending the day studying in my bedesk.
bedesk by meouwmiu November 27, 2012

bedicked 

1. A man who has a large penis. 2. Having a big dick. 3. well hung.

Think bedazzled only with a penis instead. Bedicked
A single word for the phrase "a big dick" or "well hung."
mash-up of the words big and dick - bedicked
Wow! George is wearing some tight pants today. I heard he was bedicked , but now I know for sure.
bedicked by dickophile April 12, 2016
Man of wisdom /born for God
Beveck means a man who is born for God or a man of wisdom
Beveck by Beveck Chiwawa November 21, 2021