beckfast

A beckfast is that type of guy who forgets his shit everywhere and blames other people for not getting it. He's the guy who calls girls ugly but nobody likes him. He's a single man with mr. noodle hair the end.

Beckfast: That girl is so ugly all them girls been hitting my snap

His snap: *empty*

All girls: Ew look at that piece of beckfast

beckfast by Corbsauce30 March 7, 2019

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Buckfast Socialist

An individual, who when drunk, displays an aggressive and vocal concern for their own civil liberties. A Buckfast Socialist will have a strong yet misplaced confidence in their knowledge of the Human Rights Bill.

Les had a reputation amongst the local constabulary as being a loud and obnoxious Buckfast Socialist.

Buckfast Socialist by Lucas Lucas June 27, 2015

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Buckfast Commando

an intoxicated yet fearless individual, usually brandishing a weapon (Buckfast Bottle, which they have just drank)

Buckfast Commando: "Wit you lookin at ya fanny?"
man on the street: "sorry mate, dont want any trouble!"
Buckfast Commando: "Too late yur gittin chibbed!"

Buckfast Commando by Bullcoh February 23, 2009

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Buckfast

Tonic wine produced by the monks of Buckfast Abbey. The ingredients are unknown, but it contains more caffeine drop for drop than Red Bull. This is a contributing factor to the explosive level of intoxication it induces, and one of its many names (Wreck the hoose juice). It is popular in Scotland and Northern Ireland among neds, chavs and students alike, who appreciate its fine taste and heroin-like buzz.

"Alright mate, you want anything from the offie?"
"Aye get me a battle a Buckfast, I'm ready to knock the fuck clean outta some cunt the nite."

Buckfast by titusB92 October 17, 2011