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A beckfast is that type of guy who forgets his shit everywhere and blames other people for not getting it. He's the guy who calls girls ugly but nobody likes him. He's a single man with mr. noodle hair the end.

Beckfast: That girl is so ugly all them girls been hitting my snap

His snap: *empty*

All girls: Ew look at that piece of beckfast

beckfast by Corbsauce30 March 7, 2019

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Buckfast Socialist

An individual, who when drunk, displays an aggressive and vocal concern for their own civil liberties. A Buckfast Socialist will have a strong yet misplaced confidence in their knowledge of the Human Rights Bill.

Les had a reputation amongst the local constabulary as being a loud and obnoxious Buckfast Socialist.

Buckfast Socialist by Lucas Lucas June 27, 2015

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Buckfast Commando

an intoxicated yet fearless individual, usually brandishing a weapon (Buckfast Bottle, which they have just drank)

Buckfast Commando: "Wit you lookin at ya fanny?"
man on the street: "sorry mate, dont want any trouble!"
Buckfast Commando: "Too late yur gittin chibbed!"

Buckfast Commando by Bullcoh February 23, 2009

Buckfast

Tonic wine produced by the monks of Buckfast Abbey. The ingredients are unknown, but it contains more caffeine drop for drop than Red Bull. This is a contributing factor to the explosive level of intoxication it induces, and one of its many names (Wreck the hoose juice). It is popular in Scotland and Northern Ireland among neds, chavs and students alike, who appreciate its fine taste and heroin-like buzz.

"Alright mate, you want anything from the offie?"
"Aye get me a battle a Buckfast, I'm ready to knock the fuck clean outta some cunt the nite."

Buckfast by titusB92 October 17, 2011

beckfast22

big ass nigga with a huge cock. Is the best gamer known to man. Just donm't piss him off though

Obama Gaming: @Beckfast22
Beckfast22: Aye fuck you nigga! You wanna have a bid time?

beckfast22 by Cctuftccthujvfcf October 23, 2019

bekfast

breakfast pronounced wrong

mom: what is going on here???
you: BEKFAST

bekfast by TurboKitten June 22, 2016

buckfast brand

a boy who has no friends and gives blow jobs in asda carpark

yer da IS A buckfast brand

buckfast brand by buckfast brand September 5, 2018

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026