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A combination of "beazy" and "douche bag." A hilarious 'insult' to use...
Chandra and Alycia are beazbags.
"Hey Beazbag, where are my cookies?"
"You Beazbag."
"Stop being a beazbag, you twat."
beazbag by Wendy B. May 2, 2007
Words you can keep

Beanbaggin' 

Verb:- To sit and do absolutely nothing productive with a group of friends on the bean bag.
Me and my boys are getting down to some hella beanbaggin'.

My mainest man once got to beanbaggin' for 34 straight hours.

Man, I've been beanbaggin' for so long, I got me some bed sores.

Beanbagging 

Basically, the female equivalent of Teabagging. It is the art of a woman placing their vagina onto someone, such as their face, arm etc.
I was with my girlfriend the other night, and whilst i was layed on the bed she ran over and started Beanbagging my face!
Beanbagging by RazMannnn August 7, 2010

Beanbag on water

Term for when you or someone else feels like a beanbag on water, not sinking but it's not floating either. You're not good but not bad, you're just kinda there.
Person 1: You don't look so good
Person 2: Nah i'm just a beanbag on water rn
Beanbag on water by Squid_Ice February 15, 2020

dirty beanbag 

when a guys scratches his nut sack and slaps someone in the face using the same hand
At the party, Studer gave Korbi a dirty beanbag.
dirty beanbag by Swann September 19, 2005

furry beanbag 

you should be lickin' my furry beanbag
furry beanbag by BIGDICKSTEVE July 2, 2008

cauliflower beanbag 

first coined by the comedian Lee Evans, the Cauliflower beanbag is the result of a man slipping during the balance beam event and catching the twins on the bar
He's one slip away from catching the twins....*DUMMM* cauliflower beanbag. Now he's only good for the walking race
cauliflower beanbag by strangechild36 September 15, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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