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flattened my batmobile

When someone does something to crush your dreams
Dude! You just flattened my batmobile! I was so totally going to be in One Direction!

STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!

Batmobile 

The car driven by the masked adventurer Batman, usually represented in films and comics as a large, powerful vehicle with onboard weapons systems.
Batmobile by Sklooby April 24, 2008

Batmobile 

The act of lighting a fart while having sex. It not only looks awesome, it also gives you an extra boost on the forward thrust.
After leaving taco bell last night, I gave Wendy the batmobile.
Batmobile by CptMisery June 23, 2011

bratmobile

(n.) A family sized car, typically driven by smug married new parents on the school run. Notoriusly bad drivers.
Stupid woman in her red X5/ML320 bratmobile
bratmobile by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

to the batmobile 

what Batman says to Robin in T.V series of Batman and Batman is ADAM WEST

Beastmobile 

In the same family as a Mercury Grand Marquis or Ford Crownvictoria. A fat powerfull car that is capable of doing burnouts and drifts but you'd never do it in public because it's actually quite embarassing to drive.
I took my grandparent's beastmobile out for a spin today.
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I tanked up my mom's beastmobile yesterday.. it's like a botomless pit!
Beastmobile by Mr. Original July 28, 2011