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shitty, crappy, nonworking
Get your beatass car out of my lawn 'fo' I kick yo' ass
beatass by Alex Nason August 31, 2008

beastass 

Beastass (Bee-st a-s) adj.

1. An adjective to be used when all other descriptors fail to communicate the superior nature of the object or action being described.

2. Beyond the highest or most superior quality
"I say, that performance of Don Giovanni was simply Beastass"

"Mmm, you must try the Glenlivet private reserve. The flavors are absolutely Beastass"
beastass by Dr Hillbilly July 31, 2006

Beat-Ass 

1. The act of beating one's ass, for either pleasure or punishment.
2. synimon for haul-ass, only beating ass is much faster.
3. a derogitory slur for someone with an unusually red ass.
1. guy one:Oh damn homie, you shoulda been there last night.
guy two: shit dog what happened??
guy one: i beat-ass homes.
guy two: get the fuck away from me.

2. oh shit it's the cops, time to beat-ass

3. damn son, you gotta beat ass.
Beat-Ass by Sean C94. January 31, 2008
Totall fucking spoiled ass brat!

Gets everything handed to him/her!
Unappreciative shit! Ungrateful. Cocky. Smart mouthed. Egotistical. Over-estimates level of own coolness.

Usually a kid/teenager or young adult. No one over the age of 25.
"Get your bratass home right now!! Or I'm taking your phone away!"
"Yea - Kris, is a bratass mother fucker and no one is going to his party!"
Bratass by Pitspendulum July 18, 2016

Beatastic 

Having an euphoric event
Had a Beatastic idea Cop always asks what was he doing? Jordan "When am I going to be put in court for not being psychic?"
Beatastic by Master Cheif Zero March 12, 2023

beat ass 

someone who is cheap and never has pot or money or anything and begs for everything

syn. bum
nick greenfield is a fucking beat ass
beat ass by Not a beat ass September 10, 2008
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