Quite simply, you get a big mattress, some oars and find water..and there ladies and gentlemen, you have a boatress. You then proceed to board your boatress, sail away casually and pose for passers-by.
...Its true home will always be the River Wey in Guildford...
Person: "What you up to today?"
Hero: "Taking the boatress out"
Person: "Sweet.."
A heterosexual female who is over six feet tall, not particularly attractive who possess bigger pipes than its male victims. Usually eager to engage in sexual activity with limited effort.
Activities and hobbies of the beastress include but are not limited to: basketball, softball, soccer, volleyball, shotput or any other activity that involves grunting.
"That girl you fucked last night was a beastress."
"Sorry I had to give into the beastress."
"I thought that beastress was gonna eat me."
Every time you do something right and people might doubt on you you prove them wrong.Also if somebody says you did a good job you just nod and say"BOSSNESS"
A condition of stress or anxiety associated with blogging. Particularly for writers of blogs requiring frequent updates, but also for readers who feel the need to comment frequently.