beastow

saviour. hero.
superior to simpletons.
higher rank in the ladder, but treats
all equal. rare and fragile.

hey how ya doing beastow ?

by Gary February 24, 2004

beastos

uncomprehendingly beast to an extreme level

Hey Jack! Did you see Marko's new kicks? They are totally beastos!

by beastosman August 20, 2017

Beantown Belly Bongos

Conceived in Boston, a Beantown Belly Bongo consists of a man using his penis as a drumstick to lightly and rhythmically drum the stomach of a woman as he comes onto it. Upon coming, the man will continue to drum his bongos noting the subtle splashing sound his bongos will now make, adding a whole new dimension to his symphony. The girl may never be told what is happening while she is being used as a Beantown Belly Bongo.

Tonight's gonna be a good night; Beers, Bitches, Beantown Belly Bongos.

by t7j939 April 30, 2010

beastocity

the level of beast that something is.

The beastocity of that guy exceeds 100.

by splooge_11 June 7, 2005

Beastwipe

When you take a massive shit and go to wipe, but you don't realize your Hulk-like strength and destroy the toilet paper in your hand. Then you continue to wipe your ass with your bare hand.

Oh man, I was in the bathroom the other day and totally had to beastwipe. My hand still fucking smells.

by Urghat April 24, 2010

Beastogen

Someone who is an absolute legend or beast.

Mate he's a straight up Beastogen. I mean look at him go!

by aBEAST when it comes to soccer May 23, 2016

Clint Beastwood

The new name of someone who accomplishes a beastly feat that cannot be defined by any known manner of superlative.

How did he get accepted by Newcastle University with such ease? This must be the work of CLINT BEASTWOOD!

by NippleyMcNippleston February 21, 2011