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beastil

someone who has sex with animals
that beastil fucked my dog wolfy last week!
by dave offner(dream team) January 26, 2005
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Beastly Dump

A dump so big, it clogs a toilet previously thought unclog-able.
Guy 1: I went to go clean the bathroom and saw someone took a beastly dump in the women's toilet. Rock, paper, scissors for who has to plunge it.

Guy 2: Fuck that. You do it.
by Watt-age April 10, 2011
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Straight up beasting

Did you see Kobe drop 35 last night? He was straight up beasting.
by El Presador March 1, 2011
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beastimal

A house pet, generally a dog or cat, that manifests a coarse, brutal, filthy, or degraded nature when the owner's back is turned, or when guests are present.
Ow! Your fucking cat was hiding in my coat! Give me a call when you've taken that beastimal to the taxidermist.
by Rudy the Redneck Rasta December 10, 2010
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Beastiality

Common way to misspell bestiality.

Bestiality is sexual intercourse between a human and a real, *non-human* animal.
Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is beastiality!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”
by semennachos February 16, 2021
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Bastila

A key character and a jedi in the game, Knights of the Old Republic (KOTOR). She possesses the rare power of Battle Meditation. Bastila used this power to launch an attack against the Sith lord, Darth Revan. During Bastila's attack on Darth Revan his apprentice, Darth Malak, launched his own attack on Revan's ship and in doing so claimed his place as Sith lord. Since then Malak has been trying to hunt down Bastila because of his fear of her Battle Meditation.

During the course of the game your character's history is interlaced with Bastila's own backstory. Further revelations of your character's past turned out to be one of the best plot twists in the Star Wars series yet. As such your character can influence Bastila to turn to the dark side or remain in the light.
Bastila Shan: The Jedi do not believe in killing their prisoners. No one deserves execution, no matter what their crimes.
by Selfie September 1, 2008
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Beastifatality

When you have extremely rough SEXUAL intercourse with an animal, which upon finishing will generally cause immediate death upon the creature
-hey bro where did your pet bald eagle go?

-it was a victim of Beastifatality.

-balls deep?

-balls deep bro.
by Cockboy Flanders January 3, 2014
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