beartla

(Irish pronounced Bart-Ly)
GOD

Hail Beartla!

beartla by Minecraftendenderman February 10, 2021

Beartrapping 

When person A slaps person B's huge ass, but person B grabs person A's hand and arm with their ass cheeks.

I went to slap his ass, but then he ended up beartrapping me! That bastard!

Beartrapping by Simphd June 23, 2020

Bonduel Beartrap 

When you take home two typical Bonduel heavies from Club 117 and engage in some heavy lifting. The next morning you wake up in your trailer with the two behemoths on either side, trapping you in their girth, thus creating the bear trap. You would chew off any body part to get out of there. The chicken grease makes it extra difficult to leave.

Billy Bob: "You sure were drunk last night Josh"

Josh: "I know. I ended up in a Bonduel Beartrap with Peggy and Roberta"

Billy Bob: "So that's what happened to your arm."

Bonduel Beartrap by Harvey Hilltopper April 2, 2009

beartard 

element of bear

element of retard

noun


1 generic name for foolish or disturbed forum poster suffering from delusions of granduer and bouts of paranoid fantasy

2 common zooological name for swamp dwelling troll

3 narcissistic forum creature more concerned with preservation of own self esteem than facts

4 common name for user who has been multi banned for being a self destructing moron

Bob always has to be king of the forums. He's such a beartard.

beartard by micks_folly March 25, 2009

Boston Bearclaw 

The act of firmly grabbing a woman's breast while masturbating.

Jameson's mother was too tired for sex so I had to settle for a Boston Bearclaw.

Boston Bearclaw by Daddylongdick813 June 16, 2016

Sloppy Beartrap 

(n) A not-so-pleasent sub-genre of head in which the one who is giving head is excessively sloppy and has rather sharp teeth like a beartrap.

Guy 1: I hear Rachel gave you some head, is this true?

Guy 2: I would hardly consider it head. It was def a sloppy beartrap.

Sloppy Beartrap by D Parently April 6, 2010

Dusty Bearclaw 

See Moist Bearclaw
The act of performing a Moist Bearclaw with a sock on.

That cripple was a frigid bitch so I had to give her the dusty bearclaw.

Dusty Bearclaw by FLJ August 8, 2006