bearglar

A bear that breaks into a house, eats food out of the kitchen, and often does a lot of damage elsewhere in the house, leaving the place looking ransacked.

Portmanteau of bear and burglar.

The act is called a bearglary.

It was on the news; a bearglar broke into a house in Alaska.

Close the pantry to protect us from bearglars.

by La bear grizzlia November 20, 2013

Beerglar

Someone who hangs out with you for no other purpose but but to steal your beer.

Damn, Nathan is such a beerglar!

by NRH July 1, 2007

merde berglare

A French turd burglar

The French are such a bunch of merde berglares

by Baron Von Batwing January 12, 2005

Beargar

Noun. A strange looking animal with a long nose, huge paws, deadly claws, often green cat-like eyes, and a serious weight problem. The bastard child of a male bear and a female cougar. Similiar to the coubear, except that they prefer domestic areas more. beargars have a particular affection for fish and berries, but are also known to feast on smaller animals, particularly domestic cats and dogs. These are very hardy animals, and although are not generally vicious towards humans, have been known to attack when threatened with socks.

"I hit a beargar on the way home last night with my car. My windshield exploded. The fucker got up and walked away."

by JJLAWDADDY November 12, 2009