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Theoretical laboratory in which "research" is actually masturbation.
Brett was studying really hard in the beatlab last night by himself.
beatlab by Medium Sized D January 25, 2009
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beatabitch 

A false indian Chief...chief of the slapaho tribe
I'm from the slapaho tribe. My daddy was Chief Beatabitch
beatabitch by MarLeb May 24, 2007

BeatSabering 

Using your dick like a lightsaber with someone elses dick after jacking off
Me and my friend were beatsabering all night.
BeatSabering by thekfcguy March 11, 2019

Beat Lab 

An electronic device that strictly exists to surf porn.
Commonly this device will have a thin coating of semen and KY Jelly on its surface.
Bro don't touch that computer unless you are wearing a haz-mat suit......that's my Beat Lab.
Beat Lab by TheCreampieKid December 12, 2016

Beatlebableatosis 

When you are so in love with the beatles that listening to their music, seeing video or pictures of them or even hearing their names makes you babble incoherently like a school girl.
Normal Person: "Hey, look at this photo of George Harrison."

Beatlemaniac: "Agheyahshsneaeyneagsoa;ekijjnde he is the most amazing and attractive and fabulous person on earth and his solo career was spectacular and I can't believe he is gone he was an amazing person and i....."

Normal Person: "Wow, she has a serious case of Beatlebableatosis!"

beat lab 

a music room, band room, jam closet, or any other space dedicated to the production and rehearsal of music.
Reed: Hey Kyle, let's go lay down some funky riffs in the beat lab.
Kyle: Groovy.
beat lab by some-tool September 8, 2011

beatabitch hands 

big hands or fists, long or fat fingers
person 1 : damn u got big hands
person 2: yup beatabitch hands nigga
beatabitch hands by fat skeleton man December 26, 2007
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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