beatlab

Theoretical laboratory in which "research" is actually masturbation.

Brett was studying really hard in the beatlab last night by himself.

by Medium Sized D January 25, 2009

beatabitch

A false indian Chief...chief of the slapaho tribe

I'm from the slapaho tribe. My daddy was Chief Beatabitch

by MarLeb May 24, 2007

BeatSabering

Using your dick like a lightsaber with someone elses dick after jacking off

Me and my friend were beatsabering all night.

by thekfcguy March 11, 2019

Beat Lab

An electronic device that strictly exists to surf porn.
Commonly this device will have a thin coating of semen and KY Jelly on its surface.

Bro don't touch that computer unless you are wearing a haz-mat suit......that's my Beat Lab.

by TheCreampieKid December 12, 2016

Beatlebableatosis

When you are so in love with the beatles that listening to their music, seeing video or pictures of them or even hearing their names makes you babble incoherently like a school girl.

Normal Person: "Hey, look at this photo of George Harrison."

Beatlemaniac: "Agheyahshsneaeyneagsoa;ekijjnde he is the most amazing and attractive and fabulous person on earth and his solo career was spectacular and I can't believe he is gone he was an amazing person and i....."

Normal Person: "Wow, she has a serious case of Beatlebableatosis!"

by softhearted June 29, 2011

beat lab

a music room, band room, jam closet, or any other space dedicated to the production and rehearsal of music.

Reed: Hey Kyle, let's go lay down some funky riffs in the beat lab.
Kyle: Groovy.

by some-tool September 8, 2011

beatabitch hands

big hands or fists, long or fat fingers

person 1 : damn u got big hands
person 2: yup beatabitch hands nigga

by fat skeleton man December 26, 2007