FLJ's definitions

moist bearclaw

The act of sticking your foot with untrimmed dirty toenails into the ass of a cripple.

That legless bitch was begging for the moist bearclaw at the shelter last night.

by FLJ August 8, 2006

idaho slider

The act of pushing tater tots in any hole with your tounge.

I wasn't hungry so I used the rest of the tots to give her an Idaho slider.

by FLJ August 8, 2006

muddy funhouse

The act of ass-fucking someone with a hand puppet.

I gave the dumb bitch a muddy funhouse and took her food stamps.

by FLJ August 8, 2006

Dusty Bearclaw

See Moist Bearclaw
The act of performing a Moist Bearclaw with a sock on.

That cripple was a frigid bitch so I had to give her the dusty bearclaw.

by FLJ August 8, 2006

muffin fluffer

The act of blowing a zerbit on someone's vagina

She loved the muffin fluffer I gave her.

by FLJ August 8, 2006