moist bearclaw

The act of sticking your foot with untrimmed dirty toenails into the ass of a cripple.

That legless bitch was begging for the moist bearclaw at the shelter last night.

by FLJ August 08, 2006

muffin fluffer

The act of blowing a zerbit on someone's vagina

She loved the muffin fluffer I gave her.

by FLJ August 08, 2006

muddy funhouse

The act of ass-fucking someone with a hand puppet.

I gave the dumb bitch a muddy funhouse and took her food stamps.

by FLJ August 08, 2006

Dusty Bearclaw

See Moist Bearclaw
The act of performing a Moist Bearclaw with a sock on.

That cripple was a frigid bitch so I had to give her the dusty bearclaw.

by FLJ August 08, 2006

idaho slider

The act of pushing tater tots in any hole with your tounge.

I wasn't hungry so I used the rest of the tots to give her an Idaho slider.

by FLJ August 08, 2006