5 definition by FLJ

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The act of sticking your foot with untrimmed dirty toenails into the ass of a cripple.
That legless bitch was begging for the moist bearclaw at the shelter last night.
by FLJ August 07, 2006

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The act of ass-fucking someone with a hand puppet.
I gave the dumb bitch a muddy funhouse and took her food stamps.
by FLJ August 08, 2006

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The act of blowing a zerbit on someone's vagina
She loved the muffin fluffer I gave her.
by FLJ August 07, 2006

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The act of performing a Moist Bearclaw with a sock on.
That cripple was a frigid bitch so I had to give her the dusty bearclaw.
by FLJ August 07, 2006

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The act of pushing tater tots in any hole with your tounge.
I wasn't hungry so I used the rest of the tots to give her an Idaho slider.
by FLJ August 07, 2006

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