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barrens chat

the eternal home of chuck norris in WoW,as well as a hangout spot for twelve year olds. many times, after getting a character out of the barrens, they create a new one, just to go back there.
example of barrens chat

barrens resident 1: hey guys
helpful passerby: yes?
barrens resident 1: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
barrens resident 2: reported
barrens resident 3:reported for reporting.
barrens chat by toxicwhirl July 5, 2006

barren gee 

A male who has only one strand of pubic hair. Usually dominated by females during sexual intercourse, where the females will wear a strap-on.
Jane: How was yesterday night?

Salinah: It was great! I had sex with a barren gee!
barren gee by HairyPotter11 September 22, 2013

Barrens Chat

1) A infamously vile and crazy place within World of Warcraft, which is the eternal home of Chuck Norris jokes. Commonly caused because of the size of the zone, and the player density of the zone, and also due to the common rumor that the badass players play Horde, leading 12 year olds wanting to be badass, but instead, resulting in this hot mess of immaturity and Chuck Norris jokes.

2) Trade Chat
Leveling Player: Where's Mankrik's Wife?
Barrens Mongrel 1: my bedroom
Barrens Mongrel 2: you fag
Barrens Mongrel 3: reported
Barrens Mongrel 4: reported for reporting
Mediator: STFU GUYS YOU ARE ALL FUCKING LAME
Barrens Mongrel 2: NO U DUMBASS
Leveling Player: where's mankrik's wife plzzzz pst me
Passerby: fucking Barrens chat...
Barrens Mongrel 4: reported
Barrens Mongrel 2: reported for reporting
Barrens Mongrel 5: stfu fatasses, Chuck Norris will knock all your teeth out
Barrens Mongrel 3: stfu
Barrens Mongrel 1: no u
Guild Advertiser: <Trollkicker> is now recruiting! We have 3 bank tabs and a friendly community! pst for invite or more info!
Barrens Mongrel 7: stfu nobody cares about ur guild dumbfuck

etc. etc. etc.
Barrens Chat by Trolldestroyer December 22, 2009

Beartender 

A man with a stocky or heavyset build who is also a bartender. Can be hairy or hairless and can be of any age.
"The beartender at Zuppa totally has a crush on you! He comp’d half of your drinks."
Beartender by ItWasntMe January 2, 2008

barrens chat

A term used to describe the colorful conversations that ensue when low - level players quest in a large, relatively boring landscape termed 'The Barrens.' Many players find these interactions quite annoying, however others see them as a way to relieve the boredom of running through and endless, creep - filled desert.
The barrens chat was rather lame last night.
barrens chat by Lafinicus November 24, 2006

barrens chat

Location in World of Warcraft where 12 year olds, using their mum's credit card to play, gather and say "your mum", "fag", "zomg!!!111" over and over again.
..I hate barrens chat.
barrens chat by SquallStrife December 30, 2005