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bear cave 

A place where hairy, heavy, gay, men gather.
I'm so horny, think I'll go hit the bear cave.
bear cave by manatee3 August 27, 2010

beardaversary 

A date to celebrate a person's facial hair growth measured from the time they began growing it.

Typically an annual event, but can be celebrated in months or weeks for newly-bearded people.
Dylan's three-year beardaversary is Friday. That thing is huge!
beardaversary by TheHairyRunner August 11, 2022
danny devitos ass is bearcake
bearcake by helltiddy March 9, 2020

Bear Cave 

Engaging in sexual Congress with another person whilst trying to make the minimal amount of noise.

Taken from the imagined reality of taking shelter in a cave from a storm or other threat. Only to find out you are surrounded by sleeping bears....

Despite this complications you're both still DTF...
I'm super horny but my Gran's in the next room and mum and dad's still up. We're going to have to Bear Cave this....
Bear Cave by Jamesaddiction February 12, 2021

Bearcatesque 

Resembling a Northwest Missouri State University student. In the style of a Northwest Missouri State University student.
The Bearcatesque person is a Missouri Western State University student.
Bearcatesque by sdewbank October 1, 2016

Bear Cave 

Spending a Friday or Saturday evening by yourself at home.
I will be in my bear cave Friday night. I need rest.
Bear Cave by silverseal September 18, 2011