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bear shit in the woods
bear shit in the woods by PTM May 27, 2006
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer to the question being posed is indubitably 'yes'.
See Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
See Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Q: "Joan, does my crossdressing mean that our marriage is over?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
Does a bear shit in the woods? by redgyul September 23, 2004
Where the bear shit in the buckwheat
To tell someone where the bear shit in the buckwheat means to explain something to them that they are very likely to know already, especially because it is self-evident.
«I'm not that stupid that I actually need somebody to tell me where the bear shit in the buckwheat: I can see for myself who the bad guy in the film is. Ta!»
Where the bear shit in the buckwheat by The_big_Vingtetunieme June 25, 2009
Does a bear shit in the woods?
A sarcastic way of saying hell yes.
Made famous 2001 during the tv-show Friends in season 7 episode 8.
Made famous 2001 during the tv-show Friends in season 7 episode 8.
Does a bear shit in the woods? by DanielG. December 26, 2012
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does a bear shit in the woods? by trwells86 July 15, 2021
does a bear shit in the woods
Sarcastic response to any question that has an incredibly obvious answer. The humor lies in that you're mocking the person who asked the question by jokingly asking a question that has an obvious answer. See "Is the Pope Catholic".
does a bear shit in the woods by Bob_Sag25 September 6, 2009
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