beansy
A term I created, and I don't know why. Used for nothing yet everything, but a good way to repell any potential girlfriends.
beansy by I don't like trains December 21, 2021
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Beansy Boy
A person who loves bugs 🐜, and is often attracted to the dark side. Fan of Darth Vader (mainly because he’s on the dark side), and Game Of Thrones (just because it’s the best show on the planet).
Beansy Boy by Lord Pomeranian April 21, 2019
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beansy bean beans by The Ohio rizler July 12, 2024
the beans are talkin’
an admittance of flatulence
Husband: Did you…? Oh my gosh!
Wife: (embarrassed) Yeah, the beans are talkin’.
Husband: Well, you could have...
Wife: (indignant) I DID, but YOU just had to have curry. Actions have consequences.
Wife: (embarrassed) Yeah, the beans are talkin’.
Husband: Well, you could have...
Wife: (indignant) I DID, but YOU just had to have curry. Actions have consequences.
the beans are talkin’ by goose_on_a_roof October 18, 2020
Beansworth
A saucy creature who dwells in the northern regions of California. The Beansworth possesses many majestic powers, some of which include gracing the backs of weary travelers in need of healing with its gentle caress and shrieking to the sounds of "Crystal Blue Persuasion" and Minnie Riperton. The Beansworth enjoys concocting delicious treats for its nieces and lounging about in the negligee. The Beansworth is not alone in its endeavors, however for when there are reported Beansworth citing (a rare and momentous occasion for it is a stealthy, nocturnal mammal) it is often seen with its bearded companion known as the gruncle and a small, uni-balled beast with an under bite. The Beansworth may seem like a busy creature, but it still recognizes the value of relaxation from time to time. In moments of stress, the Beansworth will either venture to its backyard to dip itself in the swamps or luxuriate with preferred fine wines and cheeses. Don't be alarmed if you ever cross paths with this magnificent beast, for it means no harm. In fact, ready yourself for a warm embrace and a kiss. For that is how the Beansworth greets visitors, without fail. But be warned, the Beansworth does has an evil side. Never turn your back on it or it could be hell to pay.
Girl 1: OMG GUYS I SWEAR I JUST SAW A BEANSWORTH!!
Girl 2: wow! I've heard the legends, but never have I laid eyes on one! Was it as great as I imagine??
Girl 1: Even better. *stares off into distance, dramatic background music playing softly*
Girl 2: wow! I've heard the legends, but never have I laid eyes on one! Was it as great as I imagine??
Girl 1: Even better. *stares off into distance, dramatic background music playing softly*
Beansworth by Beansworth Watcher August 16, 2012
Bro beans
This a nickname you call someone close and dear to you! This is only used for your inner circle or friends or significant other
Boy: hey bro beans, what cooking?
Girlfriend: *sits on a heated couch*
Girlfriend: warming up you snack bro beans
Girlfriend: *sits on a heated couch*
Girlfriend: warming up you snack bro beans
Bro beans by Mudbonic plague October 19, 2020