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bearstacked 

Adj. Hella huge and extraordinarily fit.
Check out that bearstacked killa on the incline press

jacking the beanstalk 

having a long, slow wank
'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'

beanhawk 

A beaner with a faux hawk. What other dumb @sses wear their hair like that anymore!
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beanhawk by Some dude! December 24, 2014

Jackin' the Beanstalk 

Little Timmy's mom was pissed when she caught him Jackin' the Beanstalk

jackin' the beanstalk 

One of many euphemisms for "masturbation" (e.g. slappin' the salami, jack off, beat off, buffing the bishop, glean the obscene bean, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, waxing the wonker, greasing the guppy, shooting putty at the moon, and Rosie Palmer and her Five Sisters doing the Four Knuckle Shuffle.
Frank will be a little bit late. He's still back at his house jackin' the beanstalk.

Beavshak 

Is a special type of maine coon-like beast that likes to get wedgies and pats on the nose, purrfers to get high on catnip and fart bad to scare predetors away.
Farts and queefs as part of their mating ritual to attract the other gender with their perticular odur.
Beavshak queefed so loud through his manhole while high on catnip one night the males thought he was a female and tried mate with him.
Beavshak by Siginutcutter March 15, 2022