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beatfest 

A prolonged, furious masturbation session, containing multiple climaxes
"I just copped a new porn. I'm about to have a beatfest."
beatfest by 512L September 13, 2003
When a retarded or tarded singularity explains breakfast. But because of there retardedness it sounds like BEKFEST.
Mom, you hoe, make me sum BEKFEST.
bekfest by BoBoBoys March 13, 2016

beakfast 

BEAKFAST- the right way to say breakfast. When you say "beakfast" make sure you spit.
"He needs some beakfast!"
"Ba, Ba, Beakfast have you anymore"
"My beakfast brings all the boys to the yard...."
beakfast by Adeline27 May 16, 2017

breakfest 

It's when more than one person group to eat in the morning. Instead of breakfast, it's breakfest, because with more people it becomes more of a "fest", and, it's never fast...therefore "fast" was removed from the word and had to be replaced.
"Is that a douche in your pocket? Well anyway, this breakfest is so much fun."
breakfest by Super Sonic Scott January 16, 2005
Having to do with a mental person saying beckfest
beckfest by Jack656 June 16, 2017