bekfest

When a retarded or tarded singularity explains breakfast. But because of there retardedness it sounds like BEKFEST.

Mom, you hoe, make me sum BEKFEST.

by BoBoBoys March 13, 2016

bekfest

another word for breakfast

I forgot to eat bekfest.

by vermeulen November 14, 2017

Asian bekfest

Sucking small tits

I have a thing for Asian Bekfest

by betaPoltergeist May 31, 2016

Befesterday

the day before yesterday
before + yesterday = befesterday

Robert: I really wish I can describe how I felt hanging out with you... not yesterday, but the day before yesterday.
Mia: You mean befesterday?
Robert: Wow, what a genius, concise word that the English Language does not have yet...

by Me-Mover May 14, 2019

bekfast

breakfast pronounced wrong

mom: what is going on here???
you: BEKFAST

by TurboKitten June 22, 2016

beakfest

When you are drunk and you cook breakfast in the middle of the day

What is going on here? BEAKFEST!

by The random guy 69 September 18, 2016

Bekfast

A way of saying "breakfast" in a humorous way based on a vine. Contrary to popular belief, the person in the vine has downs syndrome, rather than autism.

Person 1: Let's get some breakfast
Person 2: You mean bekfast? Hahaha ha
Person 1: Fuck off

by eat_my_shit August 12, 2018