beatfest

A prolonged, furious masturbation session, containing multiple climaxes

"I just copped a new porn. I'm about to have a beatfest."

by 512L September 13, 2003

beakfest

When you are drunk and you cook breakfast in the middle of the day

What is going on here? BEAKFEST!

by The random guy 69 September 18, 2016

Beatest meat

One who aspires to beat meat everyday without hesitation,embarassment or perendination. The beatest meat tends to beat their meat more often than anyone else

Tree is the beatest meat of them all

by Tomokiman September 20, 2016

Beanfest

When the amount of beaners (mexicans) at a given location outnumbers the amount of white people, 3-1. This term can also be used to describe a car full of beaners, or a house full of beaners.

1. I'm like the only white guy at this party, what a beanfest.
2. There's always a beanfest outside of home depot.
3. Look at how they wab-packed that car, fucking beanfest.
4. Peewee's house is a beanfest, he lives with like 12 other people in his family.

by Bean around the world September 28, 2009

Bentfest

An annual event celebrating friendship, international goodwill and the transformation of everyday foodstuffs in to wonderfully alcoholic libations, during which all participants are expected to become quite bent.

Partier 1: "Hey, it's Bentfest. Is your ass gettin' Bent tonite?"

Partier 2: "Of Course, my ass is useful for nothing but getting Bent."
Partier 3: "Cheers it issss!!! I hope to get Bent soon!"
Partier 4: "I am BENT!"

by bigredvalve September 14, 2010

Beat-fest

Beat-fest is an event, where multiple females will end up having a sex.

Yo, you rolling to that New Aura party at the Longstreet bar ? I heard issa beat-fest

by Papifinesse August 15, 2017