One who aspires to beat meat everyday without hesitation,embarassment or perendination. The beatest meat tends to beat their meat more often than anyone else
When the amount of beaners (mexicans) at a given location outnumbers the amount of white people, 3-1. This term can also be used to describe a car full of beaners, or a house full of beaners.
1. I'm like the only white guy at this party, what a beanfest.
2. There's always a beanfest outside of home depot.
3. Look at how they wab-packed that car, fucking beanfest.
4. Peewee's house is a beanfest, he lives with like 12 other people in his family.
An annual event celebrating friendship, international goodwill and the transformation of everyday foodstuffs in to wonderfully alcoholic libations, during which all participants are expected to become quite bent.
Partier 1: "Hey, it's Bentfest. Is your ass gettin' Bent tonite?"
Partier 2: "Of Course, my ass is useful for nothing but getting Bent."
Partier 3: "Cheers it issss!!! I hope to get Bent soon!"
Partier 4: "I am BENT!"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"