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beaker baby

A person, similar to a testtube baby, who was a fatass baby and therefore too large to fit in the testtube so they were placed in a beaker.
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beaker baby by PotatoChip May 3, 2003
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beaner baby 

look at those little beaner babies take those hub caps
beaner baby by i did July 14, 2005

Buzzer Beater Baby 

A buzzer beater baby is a baby that is conceived after the man has gotten a vasectomy. This is possible because after a vasectomy, there are still sperm cells in the vas deferens that can remain there for weeks or months. For this reason, doctors recommend waiting about 20 ejaculations to have unprotected sex. The term "buzzer beater" is used in basketball when a player scores a basket with no time left, similar to impregnating a woman on of the man's last fertile ejaculations.
Ashley: I think I'm pregnant!?!?
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.
Buzzer Beater Baby by jamescmcnutt December 12, 2018

beaner baby 

A small child learning how to commit crimes before he's old enough to walk. Runs around stealing, being dirty, and learning to complain that he is being unfairly treated in America because his parents crawled under barbed wire to get him here.
"You see that Beaner Baby taking those hubcaps?"
Yeah I do, and why is he wearing Paco/Tommy/G Unit clothing while bitching about having no money?"
I dont know, I dont know
beaner baby by Philly G January 26, 2007

beaner baby 

Hey if my sister cant by me beer lets get a beaner baby.
beaner baby by robermeister March 1, 2007

baker baby 

A girl with a large head that can talk forever and is a power-eater, truly known for large thigh muscles and superior dancing skills. Her weapon of choice is her cellphone which is usually not working. She likes baking babies and eating them, that is why her head is so big.
Oh that girl is a Baker Baby? She must have a monolithic head.

Oh that girl can dance! Damn! She must be a Baker Baby!

Baby Beaver 

A smooth shaven or waxed vagina.
I love eating out baby beaver, because I don't have to floss after.
Baby Beaver by John Unitas April 8, 2006
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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