beagling

a fetish in which a person finds sexual gratification by lying at the foot of a bed while 2 or more people copulate in it.

My mom caught me beagling last week. She and dad kicked me out of their room.

Beagling is the best part of having a roommate in college.

by Salvador Kashmere October 14, 2011

beagling

The act of sticking your nose in someone else's business in a constant and annoyingly way.

That fucker Ben keeps beagling his way into my book of business...ugh, I want to smash him

by gnasty2000 November 23, 2015

Beagle

A mans best friend, best rabbit hunter, and biggest mouth on the planet. Best dog!

That beagle there ain’t nothing but a jump dog; couldn’t move a track to save his life.

by Dog Hunter9988 June 12, 2019

beagle

A miniature Foxhound, solid and big for his inches, with the wear-and-tear look of the hound that can last in the chase and follow his quarry to the death.
Usually stand no more than fifteen inches to the shoulder.

OR

A talisman of British ineptness at space exploration... currently a probe lying in zillions of pieces on the surface of Mars.

"Look at that valiant Beagle ripping that helpless fox to shreds"

"We are currently unable to contact the Beagle 2 probe, but this does not, I repeat NOT mean we have failed"

by Joe/Joseph/Boycie/Fred/Bassman May 30, 2004

beagle

A Homosapien of the female variety, native particularly to Sydney, Australia, but found in all big cities, that possesses a sniffer-dog like ability to ascertain who is in possession of Cocaine. Never carries the drug herself, but is more than willing to consume that which is carried by others. Often found congregating with other beagles.

Dude, you're not going to belive it but the beagle is here, I just burnt half a fucking bag in one trip to the disabled shitter.

by NahSorryWe'reOut July 25, 2008

Beagled

To be banned from an online forum for no other reason than breaking all the rules

My name's Beagle
I'm the man
You've been banned
For too much SPAM..

by The Masked Avenger December 11, 2003

Beagling

The poshest sort of dogging (eng. colloquial. having sex outdoors, norm. for an audience).

1. "Mate have you seen my pashmina? I'm meeting Harriet for some Beagling"

2. "Mate I put my Hunters one and beagled this girl on the bonnet of my Range Rover last night."

by razwinch June 26, 2014