bagling - n - 1.) a bagling is a fry dislodged from the frypod and resides in the bottom of the tasty fast food's bag, which becomes inedible after touching the bottom of the bag 2.) a douche-bag's apprentice, aka his douche-prodigy
1. Dude why the hell didn't you hold the bag, now there are baglings and those damn baglings taste like shit.

2. I feel so bad for that girl, her douche bag boyfriend brought his bagling on their date.
by S to the RAGE September 30, 2009
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For any dumbass who cant spell bagel
That was a very good bagle I made.
by ShortAsian June 23, 2006
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Acronym meaning to Bust A Gut Laughing. Bagl is used in electronic exchanges such as texts, or posts on social networks.
Dude, Rozanna's comment just made me bagl!
by azupsman March 26, 2010
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Friend:Hey why is there a pentagram in your room
Me: Join bagle
by Froakiecoolgaming September 5, 2019
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To bowl a game in bowling where you score less than 100 points and get a double gutter. Named for the "0" that show up when you gutter at some bowling alleys.
Person 1: Dude, I just bagled for the third time in a row!

Person 2: You know what coach said, 'Bagle, and I'll stone you to death'.
by Wind0wsman January 24, 2011
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When you're a stupid shit and can't spell bagel correctly
Oh there's John, he spells it like bagle, no wonder the military's here.
by Somedoodthatisbored May 28, 2020
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refers to the computer virus infection due from a worm.
this fucking bagle got into my computer!!!
by Youngbuk August 30, 2009
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