A male your female emo friend with relationship issues meets on the internet, never intend to meet in person but performs acts of affection towards.

To differentiate between Beaches, they must be named after beaches in your area, if there are none, expand until one is found.
"Hey guys I met this new guy I found" "Ahh shit, she met another beach. What beach is next to name this fucker"
by Small Left Dot June 6, 2023
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"bitch" is what it sounds like when fobs try to pronunce the word "beach"
co-worker: Where do you live?
mom: We live near the beach!
co-worker:WTF?
mom: its fun living near the beach we hang out there all the time.
co-worker:WTF?
mom:do you want to live near the beach?
co-worker:Depends...
mom: What do you mean?
co-worker:Has to be a slutty bitch.
mom:WHAT?
co-worker:oh sheit..
mom:...
by yo mommaaaaa July 19, 2006
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To covince a fat girl to have sex with you. Derived from the idea that she is a fat whale and you have "landed" or "beached" her.
"See that fat chick on the end of the bar? If I have another two shots I'm going to end up beaching it."
by David Jones September 9, 2005
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The setting for most erotic, pornographic stories.
I fucked my best friend's wife real good on the beach and she's asking for more.
by Truthteller2 October 29, 2006
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Sitting on the beach soaking up the sun. Preferably while surrounded by the opposite sex.
Hannah: I'm going to Florida for vacation.
Joe: Oh, do you want to go beaching?
Hannah: Sure.
by joemamma1024 March 5, 2014
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Dave:Is it me or is julie acting like such a beach tonight?
Jorge:No she most def is!

by Peter Calabrese September 2, 2007
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a way of saying bitch in secret
She is acting like such a beach today.
by Tiandrea November 4, 2007
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