On the beach

a phrase that federal government contractors use internally to describe paid company employees that are awaiting a security clearance in order to engage in their assigned client project. Typically, either by choice or because they have no other option, they are doing very little useful work.

Damn, Fred hasn't done shit for 6 months because he's been on the beach.

by AJ W February 1, 2008

The Beach

Used in reference to the city of Colorado Springs, Colorado. First used by the rap group Andronicus, who are native to the city, in their song "Welcome to the Beach."

"Welcome to the Beach. We ain't got sand we got concrete streets."
-Andronicus, "Welcome to the Beach"
-OR-
Girl: Where are you from?
Boy: I'm from the Beach, girl.
Girl: Cool, do you surf?
Boy: Nah, I just kick ass.
Girl: Oh, you mean THE BEACH.

by Chalie Boy October 22, 2007

beached as

Basically to be screwed. Originates from a YouTube video parodying the NZ accent. Made by a pair of Australians, the video shows a cartoon whale 'beached'. He says to a passing bird 'Oh no man, I'm beached as!'

'I'm missed the last bus home, I'm beached as'

by cabbagetreekiwi October 21, 2008

Beached it

When a poop is so large that the poop is raised out of the water. Or it can be piled up out of the water, like soft serve.

"Hey Andrew, I just beached it!" -Ben

"Congratulations" -Andrew

by tahoe-chaz January 8, 2014

Beaching it

When you need to be doing something important, but instead you lay on you stomach, like a beached whale, doing nothing

Peter was supposed to be studying, but instead he was beaching it, and decided to watch Netflix

by C "Babyface" T September 7, 2011

beach

(noun): The only place you can take pictures of your hot teenage cousin when she's wearing almost nothing at all, in full view of your family and hers, and not have to worry about getting clobbered for doing so.

Teen boy: Hey, cuz, how 'bout a shot of you in that bikini?
Teen girl: What, are you crazy? Some kind of perv?
Teen boy: How about at the beach, then? A shot of you sitting in the surf!
Teen girl: OK, let's go!

by Vermont Ferret March 16, 2005

beached

Beached: short for beached whale; is a person known for excessive lying, obviously untrue and arrogant statements (i.e. 'I'm just one of those people that's good at everything'), and general beachedness. They will lie upon the beach of life for eternity.

Why does that kid suck at everything?' 'Don't mind him he's just beached as shit.

by WilliamEKennedy August 11, 2010