fobs 

Full Of Bull Shit.

Not to be confused with FOB (Fresh Off the Boat) which is a deragotary term commonly associated with Asian people who have just arrived to USA from their native homeland.

Dick: That Gary dude was totally FOBS, I don't buy the crap that came outta his mouth.

fobs by RoyH December 28, 2005

fobs 

The electronic device that comes attached to most new car keys which locks and unlocks the doors from a distance.

My old-ass car has electric locks, but no key fobs.

fobs by toad in the road January 24, 2010

fobs 

They a big mofos that can bash ny other culture we aussies like fobs cause they bash the shit outa lebs.

Tommo:Oi braa look at lorenso he just knocked down about 50 lebos
Ben: yeah he is a crazy fob

fobs by Darren Thomson June 10, 2006

FOBS 

Fobs (Fear of being small)

A disorder in which a juice monkey has the constant fear that he is small. Symptoms can include whining, food withdrawal, and drinking double doses of protein shakes.

"I haven't worked out today, I'm soooo mad, I look small"

"Looks like you're having a serious case of FOBS"

FOBS by Chaplinn March 13, 2013

FOBS 

Famous Older Brother Syndrome; Makes you feel worthless about your older brother being famous and you not. Typicall occurs in highschool students who go to the same school as their famous older brother(duh).

Dude, you're so depressed all the time.
I know man. It's my FOBS. Matt won another award.

FOBS by Mini_Stolzy April 17, 2006

FOBS 

First of all it stands for Freak Out Blunt Smoke. It refers to a person who while or after smoking sed blunt tends to have freak out moments. You can call someone this as a nickname

Tony stop freaking out after charing the L or else we will start calling you FOBS!

FOBS by Sir Joseph Pec October 6, 2008

FOBS 

Just an acronym for Fuck Off Big Switch. Used to denote a physically large or topologically important switch.

Just after the aggregation network, it hits our FOBS, a Cisco MGX 8900.

FOBS by OriginalRandomName December 28, 2005