beach slap

When one is struck and (usually) knocked down by a large wave. Implies losing something of value in the ocean. A derivative of 'bitch-slap'.

Man, I was bodysurfing last week and lost my glasses when I got beach slapped by a twenty-footer.

by watahmortah March 3, 2006

Betch slap

A betchy, girly slap.
Quoting Kelly from the youtube video "Shoes".

My friend stole my shoes, so I got mad, and betch slapped her.

by Michyy November 5, 2007

bench slap

When a judge unleashes a verbal smackdown of someone in a courtroom setting. A bench slap can be directed at anyone in the courtroom for example: an attorney, a plaintiff, a defendant, etc.

Mane, Judge Thompson went off on that defendant. Dude got bench slapped.

by beccabecca October 29, 2020

bench slapped

this is when you have to go before a judge and he slaps a bench warrant on you.

wow, harold went to court today and he got bench slapped by the judge.

by lindy1943 April 6, 2010

benchslap

A benchslap is when a judge humiliates an attorney, insults another judge, or reverses a lower court in a particularly demeaning manner. A judicial bitch slap, if you will. This term was popularized by David Lat of AboveTheLaw.com (when he was blogging for UnderneathTheirRobes.com).

That was a classic Kozinski benchslap.

Judge Judy totally benchslapped that hooker that claimed to be a model, did you see that?

She might be a litigatrix, but that didn't help her dodge that brutal benchslap.

by Count Christoph von Stoph-Stopherson November 3, 2007

benchslap

In fantasy football, when you lose a match up because you benched a player who scored far more points than the one you played.

Damn, girl, you played Luck instead of Sanders this week? You got benchslapped.

by lyzurjane October 1, 2016

betchslap

1. (v) A variation of the word bitchslap used by Kelly in the video "Shoes"
2. (v) What you do to one of your friends when he/she pisses you off
3. (v) What should be done to shetbags and douches

"I'm gonna betchslap you motherfucker"
"You should betchslap that whore for stealing my boyfriend"
"Kate totally betchslapped Natasha zomg!"

by drgmark35 November 5, 2006