beach buzz 

the high one gets when admiring the beach

Leigha really enjoyed her beach buzz at Carlin Family Beach Park.

beach buzz by asdfl8872 August 16, 2011

beach buzzards 

A Florida name for sea gulls.

Watch out for the beach buzzards, they'll steal your fooď and shit all over you.

beach buzzards by River hippie April 14, 2016

Buzzard Beach Syndrome 

A common disease acquired by individuals that frequent the bar "Buzzard Beach", located in Westport (KCMO).

It's symptoms include:

--Thinking one is "tough" or "street" because they frequent the bar.

--Dying one's hair black and teasing it to great heights and then applying obscene amounts of eyeliner.

--Carrying around brass knuckles on one's keychain as to let the world know "not to fuck with you".

--Delusional thinking that involves superiority to the rest of the human race based on location of consumption of alcohol.

--The aquisition of mulitudes of extremely trendy tattoos and piercings.

--Passive agressively writing insults to other people that one considers "posers" (and who are most likely friends of the writer) on the walls of bar bathrooms. Usually, insults involve the words "poser, bitch, whore, cunt, cuntface, fucker, dirty, vag face" ect.

--Being too trendy for your own good. I.E: looking like one has walked right out of a Hot Topic ad.

--Wanting to fight EVERYTHING and EVERYONE, and always pussying out before the first blow is thrown.

"That girl you fucked last night has Buzzard Beach Syndrome and wrote that you were a bad lay on the bathroom wall in black sharpie last night."

Buzzard Beach Syndrome by blackwidowkc December 15, 2008

Beachfuzz 

meaning 1: A common std derived from crabs, originating from the loch ness monster. Symptoms include but are not limited to, burning sensation in the crotchial region, a slight attraction to the same sex, and lust for those of argentinan descent. Barrels of beachfuzz can be purched for the price of three fiddy.

meaning 2: Electric discharge of the genetalia

see also - Hyptominosis

Man you gotta nasty case of beachfuzz : I cant believe this girl gave me beachfuzz : I was at the park yesturday and contracted some beachfuzz

Beachfuzz by DasBoost December 12, 2008