"The Max Bauchus" is a slang term that rose up in the late years of the first decade of the 21st Century to describe a host of medical conditions plaguing citizens of the
United States suffering under the tyrannical rule of private health insurance.
Its general intent and meaning denotes the circumstance of becoming sick or diseased while having private health insurance but, because the American health insurance industry is controlled by capitalist
pigs, payment for care is not provided for and the infirmed are
left to fend for themselves.
The term is derived from the
name of Montana's Democratic Senator who served as one of the leading forces in scuttling real health care reform.
"Oh man, I don't know what's going on but I got all these
white bumps down there and
everything burns, and I think I'm going
blind and my private health insurance won't cover it... I think I've totally got The Max Baucus!"