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the act of placing the man's testes in one's mouth and humming, hence the man ejaculates all over your doll-like face, resulting in spots, sometimes AIDS.
'ooh.......oh.oh...oh.OOH OOH OOH BUZZ LIKE A BEE BIATCH and take my juice. Baw Hum me mom'
baw hum by master de bates June 22, 2006
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gumsy baw hum 

A young lady taking a gentlemans testicle in her mouth and humming.

Ladies - a tip, try the french national anthem!
ma nuts are still vibratin' wi that gumsy baw hum
gumsy baw hum by angel interceptor October 9, 2006

two baw hummer 

The act of taking both the scrotum and testicles in one's mouth while humming. Usually accompanied by masturbating the hummee
Last night was awesome min, wee Sally gave me a two baw hummer and I came all over her hair
two baw hummer by Justascot December 10, 2020
to hum upon the male testes usually to the tune of the macarena
"gees a bawhum ya ride"
bawhum by trig April 29, 2003
A Scottish term meaning a gentle oral vibration upon the scrotum or sometimes used to describe a person of little intelligence.
1: "This girl gave me a BJ and bawhum last night"
2: "Shut it you bawhum"
Bawhum by Chris June 19, 2006

cherry chocolate bawhum

when Tay zonday eats chocolate and drinks cherry coke then sucks upon yer bawsack succulently and hums the tune of "cherry chocolate rsin"
some cunt pure gave me a cherry chocolate bawhum!
Scottish - More central scotland insult.
Definition -

To smell like a male genital area which is rather smelly indeed. Balls that havent been washed in a long time or are rather sweaty.
Bawhum!!
You are stinkin of bawhum!
bawhum by Gayley August 19, 2006
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