Definitions by Gayley

hum dinging 

Scottish - Someone or somethings that is very smelly

That house was really hum dinging.
My t-shirt is pure hum dinging because iam sweaty

hum dinging by Gayley August 19, 2006

bawhum

Scottish - More central scotland insult.
Definition -

To smell like a male genital area which is rather smelly indeed. Balls that havent been washed in a long time or are rather sweaty.

Bawhum!!
You are stinkin of bawhum!

bawhum by Gayley August 19, 2006

fish flaps 

This is to describe the female labia area which is stinking of fish.
The flaps hang quite low and are smelly.

That girl has fish flaps! I can smell them from here!

Jim: I went with this girl the other night and she has fish flaps!
Cuthbert: Thats disgusting! I hope u didnt muff her?!

fish flaps by Gayley August 19, 2006

fan dan 

Scottish - To insult someone.
Also known as a fanny. female genitals.

That guy is such a fan dan!! He is a waste of space!

What a fan dan!

fan dan by Gayley August 19, 2006