Bavarian Cream

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A Bavarian Cream is when you carefully shit on the rim of a toilet, then mash it with the toilet seat.

Right before he left on his last day, Sheldon did a Bavarian Cream in the employee men's room. Apparently he wasn't interested in a good referral

Bavarian Cream by skid mark vz March 12, 2008

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bavarian cream

cumming in a girls mouth then farting on her face after having applied medicated powder to your asshole

he was not the first one to give her a bavarian cream

bavarian cream by Andre Linoge January 8, 2008

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Bavarian Cream Pope

Pope Benedict XVI, The new Bavarian Pope with the tasty Cream filling

Hey look, there goes the Bavarian Cream Pope.

Bavarian Cream Pope by vurtcat April 30, 2005

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bavarian cream pie

Finishing inside during anal sex.

"We were doing anal and I was asked not to finish inside. I couldn't help it, next thing you know she had a Bavarian cream pie!"

bavarian cream pie by Cheyenne_93 November 15, 2017

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Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie

The act of a male defecating on the female reproductive organ then performing intercourse and climaxing inside of the female. The female then performs kegle excercies to excrete the fecal matter along with the semen to create a bavarian chocolate cream pie.

"My girlfriend made a nasty Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie last night, she made a mess"

Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie by Japetto's Workshop December 9, 2008

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Bovarian Cream

The act of indirectly depositing your own semen into your roommate's mouth by having a third party, of whose mouth you have ejaculated in, make out with the unsuspecting roommate.

After. Depositing my load in Nezy's mouth I told her to go down stairs and give Brandon a bovarian cream.

Bovarian Cream by JonkersAK October 30, 2015

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bavarian creamsickle

A sexual act where the guy sucks the girls tits for milk. Then he rubs the milk all over his dick. The girl proceeds to give the guy a blowjob.

Daniel: i heard that jared got a bavarian creamsickle last night at the party.
Duncan: Lucky son of a bitch!!

bavarian creamsickle by rollinwitdubs June 22, 2006

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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