"You know what I heard? I heard that if I pumped your paternal cool whip into a toilet with my maternal stank stream then stirred it around with your BETTY CROCKER FUCK MUSCLE I can close the lid then three days later a fuckin baby would crawl out. Then my life would finally be complete."
On July 24th it is customary to bed a subass bratty little shit. This means dicking down a submissive and intentionally annoying individual who uses teasing to irritate you but is not dominant to any degree.
Individual:*reading calendar* "it's july 24th, must be fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day!"
Sub Ass Bratty Little Shit: "isn't that every day~?"
Individual: "Fuck you"
1. Noun. A person who has absolute disregard for people's feelings. A person who is incredibly rude or obnoxious often with a bitter disdain towards people and society.
2. Noun. A person who lacks concern for the well-being of others. Someone with contempt for society or people as a whole. One who ignores all social norms and bequeaths doesn't give a fuck in their actions and words.
3. Noun. One with an ill regard for humanity. A disregard for all that is holy, and sacred. A person who lacks couth.
Used in heated discussions or intense commentary about a person.
"Brad's my roommate. And you can't make it right. You offended his family. That's his sister."
"You want to know what. I'm a Betty Ford Fucker, Okay! Now get the fuck out of here with your pettyfucking bull-shit."
complete mugs that do nothing all day...except watch cricket nets from the other side of a fence....
A:hey look at those battyfuckas....is that all they do?
B:most of the time yeah....but occasionally they take out the postfence and try to attack 1000 people lol
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.