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batty fuck

To have anal relations with another man/woman/animal !
"Oh shit fella, did you see me batty fuck your mum the other day?"
batty fuck by Mumm-Raa April 4, 2006
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betty crocker fuck muscle 

"You know what I heard? I heard that if I pumped your paternal cool whip into a toilet with my maternal stank stream then stirred it around with your BETTY CROCKER FUCK MUSCLE I can close the lid then three days later a fuckin baby would crawl out. Then my life would finally be complete."

Fuck my ass and call me Betty 

A saying you say when someone tell you you did something wrong
Mark: you left the stove on

Jack: well fuck my ass and call me Betty

Fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day 

On July 24th it is customary to bed a sub ass bratty little shit. This means dicking down a submissive and intentionally annoying individual who uses teasing to irritate you but is not dominant to any degree.
Individual:*reading calendar* "it's july 24th, must be fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day!"
Sub Ass Bratty Little Shit: "isn't that every day~?"
Individual: "Fuck you"

Bratty Fuckdoll 

refers to Kpop idol Jeon Somi, popular in kpopfap circles
Jungkook - Look, the Bratty Fuckdoll released another song
Jimin - Is it any good?
Jungkook - Nah, but atleast the fuckdoll looks good

Betty Ford Fucker 

1. Noun. A person who has absolute disregard for people's feelings. A person who is incredibly rude or obnoxious often with a bitter disdain towards people and society.

2. Noun. A person who lacks concern for the well-being of others. Someone with contempt for society or people as a whole. One who ignores all social norms and bequeaths doesn't give a fuck in their actions and words.

3. Noun. One with an ill regard for humanity. A disregard for all that is holy, and sacred. A person who lacks couth.
Used in heated discussions or intense commentary about a person.

"Brad's my roommate. And you can't make it right. You offended his family. That's his sister."

"You want to know what. I'm a Betty Ford Fucker, Okay! Now get the fuck out of here with your petty fucking bull-shit."

Betty Ford Fucker by Archie Bantog December 29, 2008

battyfuckas 

complete mugs that do nothing all day...except watch cricket nets from the other side of a fence....
A:hey look at those battyfuckas....is that all they do?
B:most of the time yeah....but occasionally they take out the post fence and try to attack 1000 people lol
battyfuckas by LordKnows June 5, 2005
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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