battle crab
A crab manufactured in a laboratory in north-eastern Russia. Has ak-47s for arms. Currently in development by Sir Pizza.
battle crab by Pizzapzy July 10, 2021
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Crab Battle
An event or circumstance set to take place in the future which, if attended/experienced, can be predicted to produce catastrophic results for the individual expressing the term, including but not limited to serious injury and/or death.
Brian: "News is the DOOM movie /might/ not suck."
Jason: "Yeah, right. I declare it a crab battle."
Brian: "Stop saying that!"
Jason: "Yeah, right. I declare it a crab battle."
Brian: "Stop saying that!"
Crab Battle by Blank September 28, 2005
crab battle
Words uttered to incite an all in brawl. Whoever says the words 'Crab Battle' will usually be spear tackled to the ground by anyone else present, and all parties will then engage in a fight to the death.
Steve: "hey did you see that new movie that came out-"
John: "CRAB BATTLE!!!"
*Steve spear tackles John*
John: "CRAB BATTLE!!!"
*Steve spear tackles John*
crab battle by lysdexiar31 March 14, 2007
commemorative crab battle
a sheet of paper that has the words "Crab battle" written on it. Also may have a smiley on it. Used to commemorate an occasion usually at a random time.
commemorative crab battle by Jai the Awsome May 30, 2007
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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