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The act of claiming to attend an event and subsequently bailing at a later time
Callum: Gym later boys?
Sam: yeah sure half nine!
*half nine*
Callum: sorry lads too tired I’m going to have to pull a batesy
Batesy by BatesyDarlo February 7, 2018
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How Joker call Batman in the movie The Batman vs. Dracula.
Vampire Joker: (to Batman) Why do you torment me, Batsy? I thought you cared.
Batman: Trust me, Joker. I'm trying to help you.
batsy by Darkcrows001 October 9, 2008

Batesy Moment

(Noun)

A moment of unparrelled clarity or understanding followed by a random thought.

(Origin: Hull, Alex Bates)
Jon: "Damn i can't get this math prob!"
Alex: "It's 74...Mmm cheese"
Kev: "Another Batesy moment..."
Batesy Moment by Jonesy1548 August 15, 2006
Noun : government coronavirus scapegoat i.e. the bat patsy
1. The bat soup was a total batsy for the government to enforce mask mandates.
2. Nurses were praised in the beginning but now are totally batsy's for mandatory vaccines.
Batsy by sgtcannabis September 26, 2021

Batesyed 

When a picture has been edited to include a big dildo.
Dunney reposted and now his profile pic has been batesyed.
Batesyed by Ed171 March 23, 2017
An aggressive chronic condition resulting in an extreme allergic reaction to alcohol. Symptoms include round dodging, compulsive lying about the previous nights alcohol consumption, and a completely hangover free existence.
"God I feel awful after last night, how do you feel?"

"absolutely fine you know I cant booze, I'm batesy"
Batesy by ganzilla August 10, 2014