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Noun : government coronavirus scapegoat i.e. the bat patsy
1. The bat soup was a total batsy for the government to enforce mask mandates.
2. Nurses were praised in the beginning but now are totally batsy's for mandatory vaccines.
Batsy by sgtcannabis September 26, 2021
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Oi batsy. Stop being Batsy.
That looks batsy.
batsy by Kunzi August 23, 2003

Batsy Pad 

A winged-type sanitary napkin decorated to look like a Bat, the flying mammal.
Around Halloween, my girl likes to wear Batsy Pads when her batcave is bleeding.
Batsy Pad by Onez&Zeros June 19, 2011

Joey Batey

Joey Batey is an 82 year old actor/singer. He was born January 1 1938 somewhere in the UK. At the moment, he has given up on love after 3 failed marriages and losing both his children in the custody battle in 1962. He has 5 grandchildren and as far as we know, he has met none of them due to his children being terrified of his baking skills, or lack thereof. Batey starred in shows and movies such as The Witcher, The White Queen, The Riot Club, and he even voiced Pinkie Pie in My Little Pony.
friend: did you know joey batey has had 3 failed marriages?
me: really?

friend: yeah
me: ok

Ass Bats 

Ass bats are the bats that brush into you at night, they have a tenancy to brush your partners ass as you're walking down an unlit path. Ass bats live on insects, they are so fast that you rarely get to see them, in most cases the person walking with them gets the blame.
Did you just touch my ass? No it must have been ass bats I think I saw one flying around earlier...
Ass Bats by Billy_ott October 25, 2012

Batty Milk

Milk that comes out of persons anus.
John went to the the toilet to do a poo but out came batty milk.
Batty Milk by green923jade September 16, 2016