batochi 

Thick boi

Nice batochi

batochi by ChickenBeans March 1, 2021

Batching

From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.

Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.

Batching by MattMelon519 October 10, 2020

Batching

Pooping for two years straight if given the option the option to do so, and then never having to poop again in your life. You can select any two years to begin batching, but not when you're a baby because that's cheating babies already poop whenever.

Pooping for two years straight means constant shitting. There's no stopping until the batching is over.

Person A: I haven't seen Mike around lately, what's he up to?
Person B: Oh, haven't you heard? He started batching.

Batching by vampireadjacent September 27, 2020

Batching Off 

Another word for pleasuring yourself to orgasm.

"I was batching off to porno yesterday in my bedroom because I was horny

Batching Off by YelloIamJeff May 25, 2008

Batophile 

A person, likely male, who suffers from a wanking addiction.

"Louis, this is your 3rd shower today, what the fuck are you doing in there for so long?"
"Perhaps he's a batophile?"

Batophile by Rilasciando September 30, 2011

batchic 

noun. Unlike a Batchik, a batchic has a bit more sophistication and flair, emphasis on the chic.

Previously, this term has been used, like batcaver, as a mid-80's description of a fan dressing up goth and appreciating punk, grunge and dark underground music in general. Today you just might find a batchic sipping a martini at an upscale bistro. Black is still the colour of choice for batchic apparel.

There has been a current retro-appreciation for batchic-iness, if only for the kitch that this term has come to be associated with, in relation to the Batman superhero comic book character, as created by Bob Kane. A batchic, in this case, is a fan of the Batman comic book series, and/or of the Warner Brothers' Batman animation series.

::"hey, babe -- why were you so late to meet me to go night-clubbing?"
::"i just couldn't go face the world without dressing in my batchic black."

::" what's with that batchic? she lives and breathes 'Batman Beyond?'"

batchic by Lady BatChic April 25, 2006

batchin' it

(v) A term meaning "living like a bachelor," usually used by married people or ones in serious relationships whose significant other is temporarily or permanently away. It has a male connotation.

"My wife is in San Diego visiting her mother and buying yarn for the store, so I've been batchin' it."

batchin' it by happinessiseasy December 12, 2008