Batchimeg

A beautiful Mongolian women who are very smart and strong The best mom ever!!!

Hey Batchimeg?= Hey cutie ?

by Chien 1013 November 21, 2021

Batchimeg

A beautiful Mongolian women who are very smart and strong The best mom ever!!!

Hey Batchimeg?= Hey cutie ?

by Chien 1013 November 21, 2021

Batching

From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.

Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.

by MattMelon519 October 10, 2020

Batching

Pooping for two years straight if given the option the option to do so, and then never having to poop again in your life. You can select any two years to begin batching, but not when you're a baby because that's cheating babies already poop whenever.

Pooping for two years straight means constant shitting. There's no stopping until the batching is over.

Person A: I haven't seen Mike around lately, what's he up to?
Person B: Oh, haven't you heard? He started batching.

by vampireadjacent September 27, 2020

Batching Off

Another word for pleasuring yourself to orgasm.

"I was batching off to porno yesterday in my bedroom because I was horny

by YelloIamJeff May 25, 2008

Batching

Being single. Opposite of being in a relationship. Being a bachelor.

Are you batching?

by ;DD; August 2, 2008

batching it

playing the role of a bachelor (applicable to males and females) for a time. Temporarily single because your partner is away.

I'm batching it this weekend becaues my husband is out of town

by Twitlevee November 6, 2010