bathtub dog

It's a fatass dog that looks like a fucking bathtub don't feed your dog butter it is gonna turn into a bathtub dog

Hey look at that fatass bathtub dog

by Lemon drop dizzy January 2, 2017

wet dog in bathtub

simons mum

by Anonymous February 21, 2003

Dog In A Bathtub

Not anything sexual... just a dog in a bath tub

"yesterday was Christmas, and I woke up to a fucking dog in a bathtub! Thanks mom!"

by Autumns Definitions November 19, 2016

keeping the dog in the bathtub

The act of fucking a woman in the pussy with your cock while simultaneaously sticking your balls in her arse, known as "keeping the dog in the bathtub" because it is as hard to pull of successfully as keeping your dog in the the bathtub while washing it.

See also plum fuck

"Hey Jeff, I was keeping the dog in the bathtub all last night with that ho, my balls still smell"

by DeadlyDave June 11, 2006

Dog In The Bathtub

While thrusting your girl from behinds, you have to put your junk in her keister. A difficult task, much like putting a dog in the bathtub.

Julio: Yo ese, me and Maria where playing the no pants dance yesterday and I tried putting my Dog In The Bathtub. I think I'm love yo.

Eduardo;: You got problems Holmes,

by Joseandmariaforeveryo December 25, 2022

a dog in a bathtub

attempting to fit both your balls and cock inside of a womans vagina. it is called this because it is harder than trying to keep a dog in a bathtub.

christina was so loose that i totally pulled a dog in a bathtub on her!

by carrionshine211 May 22, 2008

dog in the bathtub

While doing a girl in her box you insert your hairy beanbag into her turd cutter.

Man, when I was doing Suzy last night I tried to put my ballzack into her brownstar, it was like trying to keep a dog in a bathtub.

by Scud August 20, 2004