Bathing
1. A term whereby you clean yourselves.
2. A period whereby people use this private time to masturbate.
2. A period whereby people use this private time to masturbate.
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bathing
something that makes you smell good and not like horse ass
example:
JIMMY YOU SMELL LIKE HORSE ASS!!! START BATHING!!
(after bath)
ok jimmy....see bathing is something that makes you smell good and not like horse ass
example:
JIMMY YOU SMELL LIKE HORSE ASS!!! START BATHING!!
(after bath)
ok jimmy....see bathing is something that makes you smell good and not like horse ass
bathing by SailorStarmi May 27, 2017
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Bathing by Aldous H. Baxter January 26, 2017
bathing a cat
No matter what you do, you can't win. A situation so fucked up that it's pointless to try to fix it.
When my wife walked in on me and my girlfriend (who thought i was single), I figured it was best not to talk. It would be like bathing a cat
bathing a cat by Da Man too June 30, 2008
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bathing bra
Bikini tops that are worn in place of a bra, normally covered by a tank top, wife beater, or shaggy old vintage beach tee. Bathing Bras are worn when one has the intention of going to the beach, pool, or fitting into a socal stereotype during the summer months of the year. Used as a support system, even though we all know bikini tops don't provide that much support...
Michael: Why are you always wearing your bikini top under your tanks?
Erica: This isn't a bikini top, this is a bathing bra dude.
Erica: This isn't a bikini top, this is a bathing bra dude.
bathing bra by erieee December 14, 2009
Bathing with Jesus
A phrase used to counter complete and utter bullshit. Used to call out someone's lie without stating the obvious. Passive-aggressive in nature.
Weaselly friend: (On the phone, obviously home alone geeking out to the commentary on his recently purchased Battlestar Galactica special edition box set) Hey man, I'm throwing a sick party. Gonna be a ton of chicks.
You: Sorry man, I'm busy bathing with Jesus.
You: Sorry man, I'm busy bathing with Jesus.
Bathing with Jesus by MG Lambo June 12, 2014
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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