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marcus bachmann 

The biggest closet case in the history of the United States of America. Husband of Michelle Bachmann and a firm believer of the "Pray the Gay Away" Theory. Prances like a fairy when he walks and loves to push his radical Christian beliefs on others in an attempt to hide his obvious homosexuality.
Did you see Marcus Bachmann at the anti Gay rights rally? He pranced across the stage and took a bow before talking!
marcus bachmann by youngbono December 29, 2013

marty bachman 

"Hey man, that Marty bachman is a jew."

"Yea, he really is hebrewtal!"
marty bachman by Majesticpenis March 14, 2019

batchmate 

Commonly used in the British commonwealth countries, the term "batchmate" refers to a person who was in the same "batch" as you were in school, college, a military or administrative academy; or another intensive program where people get to know their cohorts quite well. The rough American equivalent is "classmate"; however, batchmate implies a closer sense of togetherness and bonding.
"We had a get-together of our IIT batchmates at a restaurant in Manhattan"
batchmate by Nik Dholakia August 21, 2006
Bathman is a superhero. He travels at incredibly speed from bathtub to bathtub and steals your shampoo.
If you don't know where you shampoo is, Bathman has it, no doubt!
Bathman by Mortification7 July 13, 2009

Bachmann Christmas 

When you want a Christmas party so explosive, you have to bomb another country to get your way.
Michele wanted a Bachmann Christmas by bombing Iran.
Bachmann Christmas by Raptor1042 December 14, 2014

bachmann 

An insignificant person that thinks they can change the world, regardless their limited abilities / skills, commonly pulls a leroy jenkins causing a total party wipe.
bachmann: I can change the world!!!

random person: You and what army.

bachmann: LEEEEERRRRROOYYYYY JEEEEENNNKINNNNNS *fails miserably*
bachmann by liberatian April 23, 2014